Wife said, “Our new neighbors are so in love. He kisses her, strokes her hair, and hugs her. Why don’t you do that?”
I said, “Because I don’t know her that well yet.”

Wife said, “Our new neighbors are so in love. He kisses her, strokes her hair, and hugs her. Why don’t you do that?”
I said, “Because I don’t know her that well yet.”
… when the young man he hired to mow his lawn came into the bathroom…
She asks the cashier how much the parrot is.The cashier says, “I’ll sell it, but…
I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on.All…