A Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus

48

I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on.

All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes.

After 5 minutes of this, I kindly ask, ‘may I help you?’

She replies, “yes, I have been waiting here for 5 minutes now and you have not offered to give me your seat “Can you give me a good reason why I should?”

I can give you 5. I am an old woman of 86, I have near paralysis in my left leg, a hip that has been replaced twice, my husband died 3 days ago and every second I stand up is pure agony.

Can you give me as many reasons why you deserve the seat more?” Sadly, only one. I’m the freakin’ driver.”

Top Jokes

Sister, Have You Ever Touched A Mans Unit

A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly…

Monsters under my bed!

Sharing is caring! Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big…

Social Security Application

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.The woman…

Top Stories