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A young guy named Luke lived in a galaxy not far away, more like down the street at the local mall.

He was not a Skywalker, but a Skyshopper. He worked in a shoe business named “The Sole Wars.”

One day, as he was refilling footwear, an elderly guy in a bathrobe entered the store. The man shined a flashlight and said, “Luke, I’m your customer.” I need the ideal pair of shoes to combat Darth Blister.”

Luke blinked. “Sir, I think you’ve had one too many energy drinks.”

The man ignored him. “Only the legendary Air Force-Ones can help me restore balance to my feet!”

Luke groaned and pointed at the monitor. “They are on aisle three. Good luck on your…mission.”

The man tested them.on, whirled around dramatically, and said, “The comfort…it’s strong with this one!”

Just then, another guy wearing a black helmet stormed inside the store. “You are a fool!” The Dark Sole Empire exclusively wears Crocs!”

Luke could not believe his eyes. “Is this some kind of cosplay meetup I wasn’t invited to?”

Darth Blister let out a snarl. Join the Dark Sole, Luke! Together, we will rule the galaxy’s orthopedics!”

Luke displayed a pair of flip-flops. “Sorry, but I am more of a neutral party. However, these are for sale.

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