viralstorytellers.com
  • Stories
  • Funny jokes
  • Healthy
  • Blog
  • More
    • Blog
    • Contact
    • Search Page
Notification
viralstorytellers.comviralstorytellers.com
Font ResizerAa
  • HomeHome
  • My Feed
  • My Interests
  • My Saves
  • History
Search
  • Quick Access
    • Home
    • Contact Us
    • Blog Index
    • History
    • My Saves
    • My Interests
    • My Feed
  • Categories
    • Funny jokes
    • Blog
    • Stories
    • Healthy

Top Stories

Explore the latest updated news!

The wife had been silent for a year, hosting her husband’s relatives in their home, until one evening, she finally put the bold family members in their place

2.5k 43

My Sassy MIL Took over Our Bed Without Asking for Years—But This Time, I Set a Trap My In-Laws Walked Right Into

7k 55

I Let My Son and His Wife Live in My House, But They Kicked Me Out – Karma Made Them Pay

8.5k 50

Stay Connected

Find us on socials
248.1kFollowersLike
61.1kFollowersFollow
165kSubscribersSubscribe
Made by viralstoryteller.com
Funny jokes

A Man And His Wife Go On A Date

3.9k 76
Share
SHARE

They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day.

When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks his spoon on the floor.“Whoops,” he says and turns to the waiter, “I’m terribly sorry but could I have another.” The waiter whips a fresh spoon out of his top pocket.

“Here you are, Sir.” Says the waiter, handing him the spoon.

“Oh, thank you,” says the man a little surprised.

The couple tuck into their soups, chit chatting about the wonderful service and how delicious the soup is.

The man glances around the restaurant and notices all the waiters have a spoon sticking out of their top pockets curious about the spoons he beckons the waiter back over.“Is everything to your liking, Sir?” asks the waiter.

“Oh, yes, it’s wonderful, thank you, I was just curious as to why all the waiters are carrying a spoon in each of their top pockets.”“Very observant, Sir. Statistically spoons are the most dropped utensil so to save time we all carry a spoon in our pockets.”

“That’s very clever, thank you.”The waiter returns to the kitchen and the man turns back to his soup.

After a few more sips he is looking around the room again and notices the all the waiters have a short piece of string hanging out of the fly on their trousers. He gestures again for the waiter who returns to the table.“ Anything I can do for you, Sir?”

“Just another question, if you don’t mind,” says the man with genuine curiosity.

“I notice all the waiters have a piece of string hanging out of their fly, what is the reason behind that?”

“Well, Sir, to be perfectly honest the string is tied to the tool so when we go to the bathroom one can just pull it out with the string and eliminate the need to wash ones hands, thus saving more time.”

“Interesting,” says the man.

The story doesn’t end here — it continues on the next page. Tap READ MORE to discover the rest 🔎👇

12READ MORE
What do you think?
Love295
Cry72
Sad54
Happy131
Angry213
Stories

The wife had been silent for a year, hosting her husband’s relatives in their home, until one evening, she finally put the bold family members in their place

2.5k 43
Stories

My Sassy MIL Took over Our Bed Without Asking for Years—But This Time, I Set a Trap My In-Laws Walked Right Into

7k 55
Stories

I Let My Son and His Wife Live in My House, But They Kicked Me Out – Karma Made Them Pay

8.5k 50
Stories

The poor student married a 60-year-old man. And after the wedding, he asked her for something in the bedroom that left her PARALYZED…

3.3k 93

Related Stories

Uncover the stories that related to the post!
Funny jokes

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

9.8k 50
Funny jokes

I fish on Fridays

5k 62
Funny jokes

A Guy Goes On To A Ship

9.1k 8
Funny jokes

A Woman Was Preparing For Her Wedding

6.6k 55
Funny jokes

Johnny Passed His Driving Test

4.7k 79
Funny jokes

Surprise!

7k 14
Funny jokes

10 Jokes That Prove Family Life Is the Funniest Roller Coaster Ride

Funny jokes

A Little Girl Was Asked What She Wanted

9.5k 56
Show More

Viralstorytellers.com is the blog where emotions meet laughter! Discover touching stories that stay with you and jokes that will have you laughing to tears. Every post is handpicked to entertain, move, and brighten your day.

viralstorytellers.com
  • Categories:
  • Funny jokes
  • Stories
  • Healthy
  • Blog

Quick Links

  • My Feed
  • My Interests
  • History
  • My Saves

About US

  • Adverts
  • Our Jobs
  • Term of Use

Viral storyteller all rights reserved!

adbanner
Welcome Back!

Sign in to your account

Username or Email Address
Password

Lost your password?