A Little Girl Was Asked What She Wanted

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A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared:

“A baby brother.”

“Daddy and I would like to give you a baby brother,” said her mom,

“but there isn’t time before your birthday.”

“Why don’t you do like they do down at Daddy’s factorywhen they want something in a hurry? Put more men on the job.”

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