The teacher said to the children:
“In a paddock, there were twelve sheep. Six of them got out by jumping over the fence. How many sheep left behind?”
“None”, little Jim say.
“None?” says the teacher surprised. “Jim, you’re clueless in math.”
“And you, misses, are clueless in sheep! As soon as the first sheep jumps out, the other will follow as well!”
Jim and Edna are both mental patients.
One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes “Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane ‘saving anothers life’. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim h*nged himself in the bathroom …”
“Oh no” Edna replies, “that’s where I put him to dry!”
Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers. Jim turns to Bob, and says, “You know what, I’m going to go to college!”
He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college.
He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Jim what classes he is going to take. “Alright, Jim. You are going to take 4 classes,” the Dean says.
“English, Math, Science, and Logic.”
“Logic?” Jim asks. “What the hell is that?”
“Here, I’ll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?”
Proudly, Jim responded, “Yes, I do.”
“Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn,” the Dean said.
“Yes, yes I do have a lawn!”
“Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house.”
“Yes, yes I do have a house!”
“And if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family.”
“Yes, yes I do have a family!”
“And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you’re heteros*xual.”
“Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heteros*xual! Wow, I can’t believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!” Jim exclaimed.
“Yeah, that’s what logic is,” the Dean responded. Jim excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Bob. “Bob, I’m taking 4 classes in college.
English, Math, Science, and Logic,” Jim told Bob. “Logic?” Bob asks. “What the hell is that?”
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