Why is winter a snowman’s favourite time of year? Because they can camouflage! What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
Auld Fang Syne! What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells! What do you get when you cross a deer with rain?
A reindeer! What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? Frosty the Snowman with a hot flush!
What is the most competitive season? Win-ter! What type of key do you need for a Nativity play?
A don-key! Why don’t penguins fly? Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots!
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? Quit hanging around! Why wouldn’t the cat climb the Christmas tree?
It was afraid of the bark. What’s the difference between Ryanair and Santa? Santa flies at least once a year!
Why was the planned Boeing TV documentary scrapped? They were unable to air a pilot! Ho Ho Ho!
