I’ve worked in the restaurant industry for fifteen years.
In that time, I’ve seen tantrums over table placements, guests who treated staff like invisible furniture, and couples who thought tipping was optional.
But nothing—and I mean nothing—comes close to the drama that unfolded the night Meghan waltzed in, dripping entitlement and name-dropping her supposed “friendship with the owner.”
She had no idea she was speaking to him the entire time.
Let’s rewind.
My grandparents came to this country in the ‘70s from Spain, bringing with them nothing but a suitcase full of family recipes and an unshakable work ethic. They opened a little restaurant tucked into a quiet neighborhood, where the scent of saffron and garlic always lingered in the air.
When my parents took over, they expanded it into a cozy staple, known for big portions, warm hospitality, and the kind of atmosphere that made strangers feel like regulars. Years later, I inherited it—not just the keys and the title, but the legacy.
I renovated the place: new lighting, intimate booths, curated playlists.
But I kept every old photograph on the wall. Our food got a modern spin, but Grandma’s paella stayed on the menu. I poured myself into the business, and word got around.
In just a few years, we were fully booked weeks in advance and trending all over foodie social media.
Still, I never stopped getting my hands dirty. I believe if you own a place like this, no job is beneath you. On Friday nights, I greet guests at the door, clear tables, even run food if we’re in the weeds.
And that Friday?
We were deep in the weeds. Last weekend before Christmas, packed to the brim. As I helped our hostess Madison manage the tsunami of walk-ins, a group of six women came barreling through the door like they owned the place.
The one in front wore her confidence like a designer handbag—overpriced and unearned.
“Table for six,” she said with a practiced smile.
Madison glanced at the tablet.
“Do you have a reservation?”
“No,” she said, flipping her hair. “But the owner’s a very close friend. He always keeps a table open for us.”
Madison shot me a panicked look.
“I’m the one who handles our VIP reservations,” I said calmly.
“Who did you speak with?”
“Oh, we go way back. He’ll be so disappointed if you turn us away,” she said, barely trying to hide the threat.
I could have stopped her right there. Could’ve handed her my business card and watched the panic unfold.
But something about her smugness made me want to let the story play out.
“I’m afraid we really are fully booked,” I said. “But if anything opens up, I’d be happy to call you.”
That’s when the mask slipped.
“You better hope your boss sees this,” she snapped, turning to her friends. “Take a picture of this guy.
He’s about to be out of a job.”
One friend snorted. “Enjoy cleaning toilets, waiter boy.”
The laughter stung for exactly two seconds—then I made a decision.
“Actually,” I said with a smile, “a table just opened up. Our VIP alcove, actually.
And drinks? First three rounds, on the house.”
The tone shift was immediate. Meghan beamed.
“Well, that’s more like it.”
I walked them to our most exclusive table—plush seats, privacy curtains, the kind of view that makes people forget they’re not celebrities.
“We just need one credit card and ID to keep on file,” I explained. “Standard policy. We’ll return them before you leave.”
No hesitation.
Meghan handed over her AmEx and license, then turned to her friends like she was starring in a Bravo reality show. “Tonight’s on me.”
They started with our fanciest cocktails. I brought them out myself—handcrafted, picture-perfect, and very Instagrammable.
Meghan snapped selfies with each one.
“Food will be a bit of a wait,” I said. “We’re slammed tonight.”
“No problem,” she replied, already buzzed.
As promised, I comped the first three rounds. They started snapping fingers for more drinks.
When they got hungry, I suggested our VIP specials: A5 Wagyu, truffle risotto, oysters flown in from the west coast. Everything came with a glowing recommendation. They said yes to all of it.
The menus, of course, had no prices.
Exclusivity has its charm.
Halfway through the evening, I felt a twinge of guilt. Maybe they didn’t realize what they were ordering?
Then I overheard Meghan mutter, “Can you imagine doing this job? Like, actually waiting on people?”
Another laughed.
“He’s cute, but he’s probably broke.”
Meghan giggled. “They always are. Makes them easier to control.”
And poof.
Guilt? Gone.
Hours later, I delivered their final round of champagne with a bill tucked into a leather portfolio. Total: $4,200, including tax and a built-in 22% gratuity.
Meghan opened it mid-sip.
The color drained from her face.
“There’s a mistake,” she said flatly.
I leaned in. “Let me double-check.”
I came back with an updated bill. Now $4,320.
“Forgot to include the extra oysters.”
Her voice shook. “Ten dollars per oyster?!”
“Actually, ours are quite affordable. Would you like to review the itemized list again?”
Panic bloomed across the table.
Whispers. Phone checking. One woman murmured, “We can’t pay this.”
Then Meghan stood and said she needed the restroom.
“Of course,” I said smoothly, placing my hand lightly over the credit card.
“We’ll keep these safe right here.”
Ten minutes later, she returned—eyes red, mascara smudged, smile forced.
“Listen,” she began, “the food was actually… disappointing. The drinks were weak. Honestly?
This whole experience deserves a discount.”
I waited. There was more coming.
“I think we can agree to split the bill, say… fifty percent off?”
I nodded. “Absolutely.
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