Breaking News: The Cat’s Out of the Bag, and Grandma’s on the Roof!

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A person is traveling and calls home to ask how things are at home.

The kid says the cat died.

Kid is told you don’t break news that directly, you first say cat is on the roof, next day cat it injured, third day cat died, so it isn’t a shock.

Next day calls home to see how things are and is told

“grandma is on the roof”.

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