Blonde Football

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.”

What on earth do you mean???”

Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was: “Get the quarter back!

Get the quarter back!”

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