An elderly couple walked into a Lexus dealership, only to find out the car

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An elderly couple walked into a Lexus dealership, only to find out the car they wanted had just been sold to a beautiful, leggy blonde. The man said, “I thought you said you’d hold that car until we came up with the $75,000 asking price! But I just heard you sold it to that young lady for $65,000!

You told me there were no discounts on this model!”

The salesman shrugged with a grin and said, “Well, she had the cash… and just look at her! How could I resist?”

Just then, the young woman walked over, handed the keys to the elderly man, and said,
“There you go, Grandpa. Told you I could get this joker to drop the price.”
😎

“See you later, grandpa!”

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