A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it’s a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest’s collar and says,…
“So you’re a priest. I’m a rabbi. Just look at our cars.
There’s nothing left, but we are unhurt.”
“This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The priest replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.”
The rabbi continues,…
“And look at this.
Here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn’t break.”
“Surely God wants us to share this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Here, you can have half.”
He then hands the bottle to the priest.
The priest agrees, takes quite a few big swallows, and goes to give the half-empty bottle back to the rabbi.
The rabbi shakes his head and says, “Nah, you can keep it.”
The priest asks, “Aren’t you going to have any?”
The rabbi replies, “No,”…
“I think I’ll just wait for the police to arrive.”
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