My wife and I got stuck in an elevator

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My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids. They just looked at us and said. “Soooo…..

…did ya get out? “Soooo….. …did ya get out?”

My wife and I looked at each other and made a pact to go ahead and start drinking away their college fund.

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