👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland said to the priest sitting beside her,
“Father, may I ask a favour?”
The priest answered, “Of course child. What may I do for you?”
She replied, “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it.”
“Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”
The priest answered, “I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”
She reassured, “With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”
When they got to customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”
“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare,” said the priest solemnly.
The official thought this answer strange, so asked,…
“And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?…”
Thinking quickly, the priest answered,
“I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but as to date is unused.”
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