Wife And Husband

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Wife: Doing her makeup early morning straight out from Bed

Husband: Are you crazy???

Wife: Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone.

Its on face recognition feature and it is not recognizing me. Husband: Laughing Loudly

One day at the garage, the new hire heard that the old master mechanic knew every acronym for every make and model so he decided to put him to the test. “Do you really know what every car brand name stands for?”

“Yup.”

“Ford?”

“That’s easy.

It’s ‘Fix Or Repair Daily.’”

“Kia?”

“K!lls In Acc!dents.”

“Fiat?”

“Fix it Again, Tony.”

“Okay, smart guy, I’ve heard all those before. How about Ferrari?”

The old man paused and said with a grin,

“Sugar, Honey, Iced Tea.”

“How do you know it means that?” the youngster asked. “It’s what every Ferrari owner says when handed the repair bill.” the old man answered.

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