Our son told her that she wasn’t his mom after watching some movie, and my wife replied that if this was so, then I was also not his father.
And after that, she left, offended.
Me: No, they have fur.
7-year-old: Then aren’t they hot in the summer?
Me: Maybe.
7-year-old: We should build a squirrel pool. © XplodingUnicorn / Twitter
