Sometimes a child’s way of thinking can’t be measured with the logic of adults because little kids don’t have the affirmations or stereotypes that we tend to obtain with age.
They look at the world with their eyes open wide and believe that life is not limited by any rules or restrictions.
This is why children’s behavior or words can really dumbfound us sometimes.
In this article, we put together some stories about children who show off their openness and innocence in all its glory.
Me: Cover your mouth when you cough.
6yo: I do, but coughing pushes my hand away.
I was ready to carry pounds of ice cream, and 200 teddy bears home.
But my daughter walked carefully along the shelves and then whispered, “I want a receipt, mom.”
I was slightly surprised about it, but didn’t see this as a problem because it’s better if there is the smell of different perfumes in the classroom than the smell of old socks, for example.
But today, I found out that the reason for their sudden love for perfume was our math teacher’s allergy.
I had to ask their parents to keep perfume away from them.
8-year-old: No, I was busy.
Me: With what?
8: Putting it off. © XplodingUnicorn / Twitter
He was using a small piece of cardboard to push a spider in the direction of the bathtub — talking to the spider the entire time. ”
“Excuse me, sir. Pardon me, sir, can I invite you to perhaps travel this way?
Oh, no, not that way, sir. Over here, sir. Pardon me, sir, I don’t feel you’re listening…” © chickaboomba / Reddit
— Mom, is it true that every child has a father?
— Yes.
— Then why do we have 3 children and only one father?
— Dad, how much is 2 + 3?
— You can count it yourself.
— I can’t.
— Why not?
— I’m wearing mittens.
Today, I got back from work, and my 10-year-old son says,
“Mom said you’re not my father, and she’s leaving us.”
I’m calling my wife, she’s unavailable.
There is no dinner, and there is a bag full of clothes standing next to the door.
I’m sitting almost in tears.
Suddenly, my wife returns.
It turns out that she was at the parents’ meeting at the daycare for our daughter, the clothes in the bag were for charity, and she didn’t cook dinner because the power was out.
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